Reagan is supposed to go to a birthday party today and she’s being picked up by the birthday girl’s Mom. I have been trying to move Reagan along the path toward preparation for the last hour, with mixed results. But like everyone else, I am useful for some things and not for others. Thinking independently about what little girls need to do to prepare for little girl parties is not one of my functional features. I have the little girl basics covered: clothes, shoes, appropriate clothes and shoes. Beyond that I have a go-to tactic that I call accelerated forgetting. I say to Reagan, alright, you’re going out the door on the way to the party–what did you forget? I try to get her in the proper state of mind to go ahead and forget what she’s going to forget. But it didn’t work today. We had about two minutes to pickup time and I tried once more.
Me: You’re ready to walk out the door right now?
Reagan: Yep.
Me: You haven’t forgotten anything?
Reagan: Nope.
Me: [disconcerted pause] Were you supposed to bring a birthday present to the birthday party?
Reagan: Yep.
Me: So you just decided not to?
Reagan: I should get the birthday present.
Me: You really should.
Reagan: [runs into the kitchen to grab the present] I didn’t wrap it.
Me: Too late now.
Just then the lady rang the door bell to collect Reagan. Reagan grabbed the present and stuffed the unwrapped gift tissue paper in the gift bag along with the present like it was, itself, a present. She ran out the door, past the lady, who then said to me, “Isn’t she going to have a sleepover? Does she need a bag?” Reagan overheard her.
Reagan: I should get my bag.
Lady: We can just swing by and pick it up later.
Me: Reagan, just go before we remember something else you forgot.
They’re gone now. I was clearing off the kitchen table and I found the birthday card that was supposed to go in with the birthday present. I’m pretty sure Reagan was wearing shoes, but now I think I should have triple-checked.