Mr. Sensitive

July 16, 2010

If Assembly Instructions Were Honest

Filed under: Stuff I Just Wanted To Say — lbej @ 14:54

Dear Fat American,

Thank you for purchasing our product.  When you are assembling and using our product, please remember that we were paid less to manufacture it than you would pay some loser kid for a plastic cup of watered-down lemonade on your fat American street.  And we hate you.

Best Regards,


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