Mr. Sensitive

July 10, 2010

Handyman Failure #3

Filed under: Stuff I Just Wanted To Say — lbej @ 10:45
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No instrument possessing the ability to cut me shall be denied the opportunity to do so.

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Handyman Failure #2

Filed under: Stuff I Just Wanted To Say — lbej @ 10:42
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I do not know the right way to turn a screw or a bolt to tighten rather than loosen.  My instincts are wrong every time, and so even if someone else tells me which way to turn a particular bolt I will fail again as soon as I have cause to reorient myself.  Words like clockwise and counterclockwise have no meaning to me except in the context of an actual clock.

Handyman Failure #1

Filed under: Stuff I Just Wanted To Say — lbej @ 10:36
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If I try to hit a nail with a hammer I will miss.  This preternatural imprecision prevails in all matters involving a combination of force and balance.  You’ve got it or you don’t, and I don’t.

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