Mr. Sensitive

May 17, 2013

I’m Sorry, Demi Lovato

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 14:16

Demi, my wife tells me that I heard your song ‘Heart Attack’ several weeks ago and I said that it was “boring.”  I don’t believe her lies, but in the event I did say something that stupid, I am so, so sorry.  I should have known that several years of questionable hair and makeup decisions didn’t mean the girl who gave the world ‘This Is Me’ from Camp Rock was gone forever.  ‘Heart Attack’ is just wonderful, and I love you again.

Know that however much I may have offended you, I’m the one who truly suffered.  After all, you have been able to listen to ‘Heart Attack’ on repeat all day for months, whereas my life has been empty that entire time.  Completely empty.

You are, of course, crazy, but aren’t we all, really?   I blame Joe Jonas.

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1 Comment »

  1. I love this post. And I’m glad you gave in to that song.

    Comment by euregirlsandboys — May 17, 2013 @ 15:05 | Reply


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