Mr. Sensitive

February 1, 2013

FSX Friday Update Triple-Team

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 19:50

Intro by Mr. Sensitive; advancers and decliners by Reagan; Reagan’s insanity transcribed by Katie.

U.S. stocks rallied to new multi-year highs, with the Dow closing above 14,000 for the first time since October 2007, before the housing collapse and ensuing financial crisis.  Friday’s employment report wasn’t bad, but neither was it strong enough to make anyone think the Fed will be tightening monetary policy anytime soon.  The Family Stock Index badly lagged the broader market, losing 0.7% on the week compared to the 0.7% gain in the S&P 500.  The FSX hit an all-time high of 14699.60  on Tuesday before settling out at 14,513 on Friday.  Decliners barely edged out advancers 12 to 13.

Now for the people, comments by Reagan, typing by Katie:

Advancers

  • Charlotte (ICE) +4.5%. She is up because she’s really really really really excited about the Super Bowl because she’s planning on surprising us and just showing up at 3:30 in the morning on the day of the Super Bowl and then she’s going to watch the Super Bowl with us and everyone’s going to be happy.
  • Icarus (FAST) +3.5%. Icky’s up because he is really happy to have gotten to spend that month with Justin (you know, the whole month of January) after he got back from Christmas from visiting us. Icky was really excited because he got to do the walks and the playing. Wait, Icky was here. Nevermind.
  • Dustin (DST) +3.4%. He’s probably happy that Lucas is back in school because he’s gotten to play some golf. And spend time with Lisa. And do computer thingies.
  • Katie (CATY) +2.2%. I think Mommy’s up because she has had a really successful week and everybody’s happy, even though Daddy is kind of sick.
  • U. Mario (MAR) +1.8%. Uncle M. Um, let’s see. You’re typing everything I say, aren’t you? Um. Who’s this? He’s back to work so he can call Mommy in the mornings. He’s been enjoying his walks with Winston in the mornings.

Decliners

  • Lulu (LULU) -2.8%. Lulu has been pushed off the table multiple times by me because she’s been creeping into my room and creeping me out because she stands right on top of whatever I’m trying to do in there and so then I push her off and then she meows and walks out the door.
  • Lee (TGI) -3.6%. Daddy’s not been feeling very well and he’s been having a hard time breathing and stuff like that. Which is a shame. I hope he feels better.
  • Brinkley (BCO) -7.2%. Brink-a-ley has a little red spot on his face. Whoa whoa whoa…where’s Brinky? (answer: in bed) And he’s been having a hard time with his diaper changing. He doesn’t like diapers. And he’s kind of been trying to run into everything in the world lately.
  • Ruby (RJET) -7.3%. Boo-boo was out of town this week, so she didn’t get to hear about my report card, which was all A’s by the way, and she can’t wait to hear about it.
  • Zero (ZAGG) -7.6%. Zero, he…here’s the thing…he’s just (sniff, sniffle) actually supposed to be down this week since Charlotte was up and she’s his wife. It also happened with Dustin and Lisa, you know, Dustin was up and Lisa was down. Those sorts of things. He’s just made to. He’s supposed to. That’s how it works. This week at least.
Name Ticker 2/1/2013 Change
Brinkley BCO $27.75 -2.15
Charlotte ICE $140.88 +6.06
Dustin DST $66.71 +2.18
Ghost Marisa MOLXA $22.77 -0.01
Icarus FAST $50.66 +1.70
Jenny JNY $12.15 +0.16
Jodi Ann JOY $64.15 +0.89
Justin SCI $14.97 +0.11
Katie CATY $19.69 +0.43
Lee TGI $70.22 -2.63
Lisa LNCE $25.74 -0.22
Lucas LEI $1.62 -0.03
Lulu LULU $67.86 -1.97
Marcus MCS $13.50 +0.35
Mario T.E. MGEE $52.90 +0.72
Mario T.Y. MAR $40.29 +0.73
Namilita NL $12.85 -0.03
Nicole E. NICE $37.32 +0.27
Nicole M. COLM $50.60 -0.61
Reagan REGN $172.88 -1.60
Ruby RJET $8.51 -0.67
Wilson WILC $5.26 -0.14
Winston ED $57.05 +0.54
Zero ZAGG $6.69 -0.55
Zondro ZQK $6.38 -0.03
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1 Comment »

  1. This is really special. I wish I could come to your Superbowl party! I must be down today, since I’m not there. Tell Reagan she needs to learn to drive already so she can come pick me up.

    Comment by Charlotte — February 3, 2013 @ 13:56 | Reply


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