Mr. Sensitive

January 22, 2013

Super Bowl XLVII – Kali vs. Captain Comeback

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 08:19

Well, shoot.  That wasn’t supposed to happen.  I didn’t feel great about my pick of the Falcons over the 49ers, and if I didn’t detest Coach Captain Comeback (remember that crap?–I do) and Colin Kaepernick’s stupid chin-hair–don’t call it a beard–I’d have picked San Francisco.  Oh well.  I was very comfortable with my pick of the Patriots over the Ravens, though, only to find out afterward that God decided Ray Lewis should be in the Super Bowl (according to Ray).  Ray didn’t mention which God had his back in the AFC Championship game–presumably one with a lot of time on his/her hands and a morbid interest in robot-armed murderers.  I’m going with Kali.

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Why?  Well, Ray’s not paying homage to Jesus here, is he?

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Plus they both like to stab people.  Besides, if there’s not a robot arm in there somewhere

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it’s not for lack of trying.

So now it’s Captain Comeback vs. Kali in the Super Bowl.  That’s just great.

I’m picking the 49ers.  Hopefully if Kaepernick wins a Super Bowl his teammates will stop pranking him by gluing scraps of roadkill to his face like that.

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He seems like a nice guy, and the rookie hazing should have stopped by now.

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1 Comment »

  1. Wowzers. Ray Lewis does look like maybe he worships Kali.

    Comment by euregirlsandboys — January 22, 2013 @ 11:59 | Reply


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