Mr. Sensitive

November 28, 2012

Dramatic Cats and Demon Trees

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 08:58

We have a situation, my little gray friend.  That tree you have there?  I want it.

Not moving, are you?  Very well.  Let me show you something, then.

What do you say to that?  Behold my massive broadside.  Clearly, you are some sort of dwarf cat, if you are a cat at all.  You must know you cannot prevent me from seizing that tree.

And still you do not move.  Are you frozen with fear?  Or is there more to this situation than I first perceived?

It’s the tree, isn’t it?  The tree has done something to you.  The tree has possessed you, my poor, tiny friend.  I’ve heard the rumors, of course; stories of demon trees, animated by the souls of murdered birds.   Only stories for half-weaned kittens…or so I thought.

I will heed your warning, dwarf cat.

The demon tree will not steal another soul this day.

Before I take my leave, allow me to honor your sacrifice as only a cat can.

 

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2 Comments »

  1. Love it.

    Comment by Sis — November 28, 2012 @ 09:18 | Reply

  2. This is awesome and made me laugh out loud while I’m eating lunch, so thanks.

    Comment by euregirlsandboys — November 28, 2012 @ 12:20 | Reply


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