Mr. Sensitive

January 6, 2012

Exercising With The Fresh Beat Band

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 13:40

Nick Jr. is trying to melt my brain.  All I want is to let Brinky watch Dora and Bubble Guppies, and if a little Team Umizoomi sneaks in there, I can live with that.  But why oh why does Just Like A Rock Star–the whole song–need to play in between every single show all afternoon?  I hate that song, and I hate the Fresh Beat Band and their fake diversity.  That’s executive-level diversity: make sure you have the same number of girls and boys, no more than one blonde, and one of them had better be black.  Every one of these Fresh Beat clowns is the same person, and as long as they’re playing that song, wearing those outfits, and dancing on that stage, you could have one of them be blue and another one be a crawfish and you wouldn’t have diversity.  And I hate that song.  I do get my exercise, though, running from my office or the kitchen and falling all over myself to hit mute on the remote before enough of the song plays so that it gets stuck in my head again.  Crap–too late.

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2 Comments »

  1. And now it’s in my head. You know you love it.

    Comment by euregirlsandboys — January 6, 2012 @ 13:47 | Reply

  2. This is hilarious.

    Comment by Charlotte — January 6, 2012 @ 15:54 | Reply


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