Mr. Sensitive

December 16, 2011

Those Are The Main Ones That Say They Don’t Do It

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 11:42

It’s not her, dude–it’s you.

No means no, but it doesn’t mean you can’t try again.  What she’s not saying here is as important as what she is saying, and you just need to listen to your woman.  “I love you too!” she said, “But I’ll never do that…in a pink dune buggy you painted a half-ass rainbow on.”  Get a real car and you’re set, and if I may, I’d like to recommend a gold 1993 Buick Regal.  Also get a haircut.  Unless you’re Slash or you have a show on the Disney Channel, the girls want to see your eyes.




  1. I think it’s hilarious that his hair does look like the Disney Channel boys do today. And the Smashup font.

    Comment by euregirlsandboys — December 16, 2011 @ 12:43 | Reply

    • I know, right? If the hair can come back, why not the clothes? Look at what he’s wearing; why won’t that happen again? I can’t even think of how boys dress now. I try to picture it and I’ve got nothing. Pants and shirts? If nobody manages it before then, my son is bringing back 1970s romance comics style.

      Comment by lbej — December 16, 2011 @ 13:00 | Reply

  2. Do you think this is where Meatloaf got his inspiration? I think the guy wants the girl to murder someone for him. But that’s where my mind always goes, am I right?

    Comment by Charlotte — December 16, 2011 @ 15:29 | Reply

    • Your mind goes to Meatloaf and murder, mine goes to MC Ren and hos. Do you think Meatloaf is a vegetarian? I feel like he should be, just from an irony standpoint.

      Comment by lbej — December 16, 2011 @ 15:32 | Reply

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