Mr. Sensitive

November 27, 2011

Death First

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 16:16

So now the long-feared threat has materialized: Justin and Nicole will be getting married after all.  It was a close-run thing, as the Duke of Wellington once said, and if the dog had a slightly less malodorous digestive process, I maintain that it might have gone the other way.  But now we come to it, what really matters in this whole business of other people getting married and whatever, which is how it affects me and my baby championship.  I have three babies, and no one can realistically catch me…except for Justin.  That eight-year difference in age torments me.  So we will see what we see.  I’ve told Katie to keep her uterus at the ready should I have need of it again, because I swear this now and forever: I will be dead before I lose at babies to Justin.

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1 Comment »

  1. And so the gauntlet is thrown.

    Comment by Justin — November 27, 2011 @ 21:35 | Reply


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