Mr. Sensitive

November 10, 2011

Petition Denied

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 13:46

Dear Three:

I have considered your petition to revoke today’s Afternoon Nap, and have done so in spite of your failure to make use of the proper forms for filing a nap grievance.  Perhaps you should consider learning to write, or talk.  Of course we can agree that these are technicalities, and I do not base my rulings on such, your insinuations to the contrary notwithstanding.  Two salient points do, however, factor into my decision: (1) you are tired, and (2) I am sick of you.  Thus, by the power vested in me by America and the Universe as your father, I deny your petition to be removed from your crib.  You may, of course, appeal, but your mother won’t be home until 5:30, and that’s almost bedtime.  I suggest you consider shutting your pie-hole.

Sincerely,

Two

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1 Comment »

  1. This is probably much funnier to me than it is to you. I’m sorry Brinky’s trying to quit his afternoon nap. I agree with you though, so it won’t do any good for him to petition me. And I think you should start calling yourself Two and Brinky Three.

    Comment by euregirlsandboys — November 10, 2011 @ 16:28 | Reply


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