Mr. Sensitive

July 8, 2011

Baby Tactic #1 – No Pacifier

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 13:36

The first thing to do is rip out the pacifier and throw it as far as possible.  Trying to break your father by refusing to sleep is like sailing–no other of your nautical gifts will amount to anything if you don’t pull up the anchor.  Get the pacifier out of your face.  Don’t breathe until it’s gone.  If you can hide it in your fat folds, hide the damn thing.

From the instructions of General Brinky to his staff

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4 Comments »

  1. I swear the pacifier magically disappears at night too. I hope he’s sleeping now.

    Comment by Katie — July 8, 2011 @ 16:33 | Reply

    • He’s not sleeping, but Jenny lost one of the precious pacifiers so I made her take him until she finds it.

      Comment by lbej — July 8, 2011 @ 16:56 | Reply

  2. Oh, no. I’m sorry.

    Comment by Katie E. — July 8, 2011 @ 16:57 | Reply

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