Mr. Sensitive

June 25, 2011

I Hate Brown-Nosing Desserts

Filed under: Uncategorized — lbej @ 18:22

Got this fortune in the second cookie:

You are kind-hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well-liked.

What a kiss-ass confection.  It should have stopped with kind-hearted and hospitable; the last two are so unbelievable that I’m a little bit insulted.  It might as well have said

You are kind-hearted and hospitable, invulnerable and capable of running at supersonic speed.

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3 Comments »

  1. Aren’t you invulnerable?

    Comment by Katie E. — June 25, 2011 @ 18:55 | Reply

    • I feel more omnivulnerable these days. But I think you knew that already.

      Comment by lbej — June 25, 2011 @ 19:17 | Reply

  2. This made me laugh out loud. I love your writing.

    Comment by Sis — June 25, 2011 @ 22:41 | Reply


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