Mr. Sensitive

June 26, 2010

Exvasion Underway

Filed under: House — lbej @ 06:04

The Empress is fixing the order of battle for this morning’s engagement; the penurious hordes will descend upon us (upon her, really) at 7 a.m., and probably 10 to 15 minutes beforehand.  For my part, I seem to have quite the gouty golf-ball foot this morning.  On the one hand, yesterday’s forced march up and down stairs in the heat in support of the exvasion should have been expected to lead to increased swelling.  On the other hand, though, this bout of arthritic inflammation should have run its course by now and is instead in the eleventh day.   Thus the extent of my lameness this morning, while not surprising, is disappointing.  I wonder what will happen if I inject bleach directly into the swollen area?  Something awesome, I bet.  Maybe I’ll be transformed into a translucent, antiseptic Hulk.  Oh man, I’m going to seriously talk myself into trying that if I don’t cut this off now.

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