Mr. Sensitive

April 9, 2010

Basement War – Victory Declared

Filed under: Basement War — lbej @ 15:46
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I have taken KS Garage–all spiders destroyed.  The last shot was fired at 14:37.  No celebrations will take place today on my orders.  I laid the body of one of the fallen black widows in the grass outside in recognition of the valiant dead, trusting that the yard spiders will make such burial/consumption arrangements as are appropriate to their kind.  Tomorrow my staff and I will assess the damage wrought by the occupiers and the long process of reconstruction will begin.  No fewer than 20 black widows were destroyed in the course of the war and I lost a good sword.  Tonight will be reserved for solemn reflection and perhaps a tasteful pizza party.

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